What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 24.06.2025 14:41

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-All the bad guys are black.
The Man with the Golden Gun
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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A View to a Kill
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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Live and Let Die
Dr No
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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Goldfinger
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
From Russia With Love
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-J W Pepper
-”Ah so!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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Octopussy
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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Moonraker
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.